It's my first time in the Windy City. Drury is truly a magical place and the folks here are SO generous, they make it easy for me to slip into the role of "Movie Star" by giving me the star treatment everyday.
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LINA LAMONT SAYS: "As far as I'm concerned I'M running the studio!!!"
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As you can see the commute from the "Star Apartment" (right) to the dressing rooms (left) is grueling. Although Drury's fabulous driver, Carlos, is available to drive me wherever I need to go, I decide to run to work...I hope I'm not late!
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Our first day involves shooting scenes for the "Silent Movie" sequences from "The Dueling Cavalier." I'm a HUGE movie buff, so I love this part of the process!
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Chicago favorite John Reeger plays a delicious villian...he's done 27 productions at Drury Lane!! He is a comic genius.
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Amber Wuttke (wig dresser & wardrobe) not only helped me put together this °ëµºÌåÓý layout but is totally calm under the pressure of all my fast changes... we have 2 involving this little outfit...
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As Lina Lamont waits in the wings to enter, she prepares for her big scene by thinking about puppies and muffins� #SOOOMETHOD
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Backstage, during filming, I'm introduced to Assistant Technical Director, Earl Baum, and he offers me some PEZ from his Princess Leia dispenser....
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...I had heard the legend of his extensive PEZ collection, but had never seen it...
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...I am suddenly transported through space and time via a magical doorway....
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....Upon entering I find myself in a land full of PEZ...this must be Earl's famed PEZ room!!!....What dimension and time is this???
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...I realize I am holding a Barbie PEZ Purse #JEALOUSMUCHKARDASHIANS?
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...the collection is overwhelming....it's like a PEZ survival bunker…all I need are some Capri Suns and I could survive for years!
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…Original "Singin' In The Rain" Movie Star Debbie Reynolds signed this one! My realities are colliding!!!...
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This little clown Pez is so cute…why are people so afraid of clown?
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It's time to transport back through the portal to experience all the other wonders Drury Lane has to offer...Thanks magical Pez room!!!
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I land back at Drury Lane's Ballroom for Sunday Brunch, which was voted one of the top Brunches in the country... if only my BFF & fellow breakfast lover Claybourne Elder were here.
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I am instinctively drawn to the mini-donut machine. Wait till I tell the folks back home in Canada "aboot" this eh? #YESIMACANUCK
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Drury Lane graciously helps me get into the role of "Movie Star" by having Hernan deliver food up to my room whenever I press #222 on the phone� thanks Hernan!
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I only ordered the Turtle Sunday with Caramel and Hot Fudge because I think that is what my character Lina Lamont would order�
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I am a stickler for physical & vocal warm ups before the show and was delighted to find out cast mate Laura Savage is a fellow Ashtangi...
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Laura and I wonder if our characters ever did yoga back in the 1920's...hmmm....let's meditate on it and see if we can find the answer within... CUE: MAGICAL SPACE ' N TIME DREAM PORTAL
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A past life memory of screen legend LINA LAMONT doing yoga with another up and coming starlet named..er..um..SUARA LAVAGE (she's from Europe)
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LINA LAMONT SAYS: "My 3rd Eye is killin' me."
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It's Opening Night with fiercely talented Jeff Award Nominee Matthew Crowle (Cosmo Brown) and the Astounding Tony Yazbeck (Don Lockwood). Oh and that's me in the middle wearing a Polar Bear.
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Top of the show with Legendary Chicago Actress & Jeff Award Winner Renee Matthews as Dora Bailey
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The lovely and uber talented Jenny Guse plays Kathy Seldon. She has gorgeous pipes and killer dancing stems!
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Kathy Seldon may look sweet but she is one tough Dame...Kathy and Lina arm wrestle backstage for Don...Lina wins this time (by cheating) but Kathy soon gets her revenge...
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...by throwing a Cake in Lina's face.
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LINA LAMONT SAYS: "Girls, always get in your contract that you must have at least 4 extremely talented, well groomed men in tuxedos do your make up and hair before the show!" (L-R Gary Carlson, George Wolff, John Reeger, me and Don Forston).
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"…and at least two extremely talented and handsome men wearing argyle vests to hold your stole until you are ready to enter." (L-R Johnson Brock, me and Brandon Springman)
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LINA LAMONT and DORA BAILEY pose for their Limited Edition stamp "Sassy Dames of the 1920's" collection
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Catherine Lord plays vocal coach Phoebe Dinsmore to perfection "No No No Miss Lamont...and I cahhhhn't stand him"...
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Lina and Dinsmore Contemplate Women's Lib. Lina gets a headache from "contemplatin stuff 'n things." And goes in search of muffins.
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..YAZBECK in the Rain... BREATHTAKINGMASTERDANCER
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Tony exits #SOPPINGWET
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Opening Night with wonderful director Bill Jenkins. We share a similar quirky sense of humor...I would have almost thought he was Canadian.
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Some of the lovely legs in the cast…can you guess which are mine? #HINT:ILOVEGLITTERHEELS
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(L-R) Karissa Barney, Alexandra Palkovic, Katie Huff, Alexandria Van Paris and me #SINGINSTARLETTSTEMS
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William Carlos Angulo and I pretend to pose for thousands of fans #ONAMOVIESTARMINDSET
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It was then that Tony and I, tragically, realized we both have the same "good side" and are fated to always have awkward press photos together.
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What is so special about my bed? It's where original "Singin' In The Rain" star Debbie Reynolds stays when she performs here. That means, basically, I am sleeping in the same bed as Princess Leia's Mother!!??? CUE: MAGICAL SPACE 'N TIME DREAM PORTAL
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That might explain some of the dreams I have been having...
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Or maybe it's a side effect of combining the Princess Leia and Debbie Reynolds PEZ! Now I see the connection...wait am I awake or asleep?...does PEZ have caffeine?...I want a sandwich�
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People say I have been known to sleepwalk…but I think that is hogwash� #LUKESLEEPWALKER
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On my day off, Amber took me on my premiere trip into downtown Chicago... the first very thing I saw when getting off the subway? You got it. The Baby Jesus.
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We went to the famed German Christmas Market...
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We tried the traditional German spiced hot wine in a tiny ceramic boot. I'm gonna break my rule about drinking out of footwear just this once. #KINKYWINOBOOTS
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At the "ChristKindlMart" we found some time honored, classic Christmas Ornaments like the 'ol favorite "Legless Gorilla 'n Baby" …not to mention the beloved "Estranged Father Ape"...
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...and no Family Gathering would be complete without hanging up "Happy 'the deer carcass is in the trunk' Holidays" and the heartwarming "Hunting Tools." (only $24.50!!) I might just have to get two trees this year with all these choices!
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I found Rob McClure's Christmas present! No need to get me anything in return. (Chocolate).
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Mrs. Obama, enough about fighting childhood obesity, can we please do something about the pigeons of Chi-town?
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…and is that a Pigeon crack pipe and a BON FIRE??? Where's a Dateline correspondent when you need one?
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I think this guy auditioned for Singin' In The Rain
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As much as I enjoyed visiting THE BABY ZOO OF GREATER ILLINOIS, it felt as if, indeed, I was the one being watched.
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Here I am at the sculpture "Cloud Gate." Chicago locals call this "The Bean." I call it "Alien Head 5th Dimension Adventure Time" but whatever. CUE: MAGICAL SPACE 'N TIME DREAM PORTAL
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I made the mistake of entering "The Bean"...where am I? What dimension is this???? Stephen Hawking and Scott Bakula help me!!
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I'm not even gonna try to explain who this big headed person is. But I think she is welcoming me back to the present. I give her some floss and Crest White Strips as a "Thank You."
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On my way to see Lake Michigan I found some fellow Canadians!!
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Wonder if I can hitch a ride with these geese to the homeland up North?
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One GORGEOUS skyline. I LOVE CHI-TOWN!!! *pulling out my binoculars* OMG is that Oprah in the Penthouse??? Robot Dancing with Gayle??
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It was time for Amber and I to head to "Exchequer," the famous pizza joint frequented by the legendary Al Capone!!
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And I run into more Canadians!
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This mile IS Magnificent! I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to Rob McClure, I used your gift money for pizza, cause let's face it: A) we've never met so that's just weird B) it was like 20 bucks. Let's just say I owe you $20 and call it even.
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visited The Art Institute of Chicago and took a stroll through the park�(*valley girl voice* um…like Steven Sondheim is like totally an awesome painter).
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...a quick ballet class� #BLACKSWAN
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And I ran in to this guy. By the way…Sampson…next time you decide to wrestle a full on Lion...maybe put some pants on?…Just sayin'
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So if the path to Enlightenment is this way...which way to the Gift shop?
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Lina and Kathy transport to the future (yet another Magical Portal *yawn*) where they read some rags that seem to indicate there are Other Fish In The Sea... #DONLOCKWOODYOUAINTALLTHAT
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Handsome + Talented +Witty = The Men's Ensemble
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And suddenly we're in TECHNICOLOR!!!
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Talented + Beautiful + Wonderfully Quirky = The Women's Ensemble
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TJ and Dave started their highly regarded long form improv duo in 2002. For just $5, every Wednesday night at Wrigleyville's Improv Olympic, you can watch them improvise an astounding one hour play.
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On our way to TJ and Dave's show, Matt, Tony and I try to pose in front of our Limo like we are Zoolander models. I think Tony wins the prize.
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The Voice of Al Gore told us to ditch the Limo, so we found this Art Installation to get us the rest of the way to the show.
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On our way we passed by the famous theatre where John Dillinger was assassinated. We couldn't help but re-create the scene for you.
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CUE: CREEPY HORROR MOVIE MUSIC: "This Winter, 3 ACTORS who just need a little cash to buy improv tickets, stumble upon THE HIDDEN UNDER BELLY OF CHICAGO'S JANKY ATM's." ATARI? R2D2? or ATM� your card may go in but may never come out.
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Janky ATM #2: Tony could only withdraw an SPF20. (that joke was for you, Jeremy Jordan).
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Janky ATM #3: When will this nightmare end? I think this ATM just gave me allergies.
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After a series of failed ATM attempts, we finally made it to the theatre, mugged an old lady, and purchased our tickets.
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Matthew Crowle is all smiles waiting for the show to start.
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The show was hysterical! TJ and Dave are amazing because they don't play for laughs, which makes them even funnier. They were kind enough to take a photo with us!
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Upon leaving, we spotted Janky ATM # 4 (The Sequel??) across the street. And yes, that is the word "RISKY" written in Sharpie.
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While "Pie in The Face" is OFTEN funny, "Slipping on Banana Peel" is ALWAYS painful.
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Apparently Golden Voiced Tenor George Wolff missed the Equity "Raked Stage and Banana Peel Safety" Meeting.
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Costume Manager Erika Senase painstakingly hand made our Cake-In-The-Face prop. John Reeger wheels it off into the warehouse where it will be stored alongside Handshake Buzzer, Water Squirting Flower, Fake Doggie Doo and various Whoopee Cushions.
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Some of our generous and hard-working crew, represented here by (L-R) Amber Wuttke, Anne Quiaoit, Kristen Ligeski, are "Cleanin' up the Rain."
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The talented Allyson Graves and Megan Farley knit backstage and wonder what ever happened to Lina Lamont after the talkies took over?
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Starlet Beauties Amanda Tanguay and Katie Mazzini are also obviously gravely concerned as to Lina's whereabouts.
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So what DID happen to Lina Lamont after her film career ended so abruptly? Some say Lina was last seen on a steamer headed to Singapore. Who knew she spoke perfect Mandarin?
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Thank you Drury Lane for your incredible generosity! I am especially grateful for all the wonderful people I have met. May The Force (of Drury Lane) be with you…and may you find the magic, joy and comedy in your day!
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